Players, Pundits & Payola

Schmeichel loves his bacon
Ginola loves his hair,
For Gullit it is pizza
And Adams just don't care.
For Lineker it's Walkers
With Gazza by his side,
For Beckham it is Adidas
With Brylcream on the side.
Shearer's gone for Lucozade
Together with Big Mac's,
And Andy Gray with the England lads
It's Snickers that he backs.
Ronaldo's gone for Nike
Des Lynam for Right Guard,
And Southgate with his BullBoys shoes
Is offside by a yard.
So they've all got their adverts
In the commercial World Cup blitz,
Ant the only thing that's missing
Is FIFA's World Cup hits!