Dodgy Ref

The victim of shirt pulling -
Vieria lost the ball,
He decided to get stroppy
And incite a free for all.
Then Di Canio went mental
- was it something Keown said?
In the middle of the fracas
He completely lost his head.
The ref he was not happy
And he waved his red card high,
"That's enough from you Di Canio
- for you now it's goodbye".
"No way", said that Italian
"I'm having none of that",
And shoving him against the chest
He knocked the ref down flat.
But the ref's dive was pathetic -
though he thought no-one could tell,
Til he saw Keown was laughing -
So he sent him off as well.