Big Mouth Strikes Again!

St. James' Park's in disarray
"sleazy soccer bosses play away".
Freddie Shepherd and his sidekick Hall -
been there, done that, had a ball.
These businessmen in collars and ties
are dirty perverts in disguise.
Brothels to strip clubs, fuelled by booze,
their big mouths made them front page news.
They boast of leading vice-filled lives
and lusting after associates wives.
In a list of insults which grew and grew,
Newcastle lasses were first in the queue.
Next came Shearer - they called him a bore,
on Tyneside they've broken the unwritten law.
Gillespie drinks too much they say
and Gascoigne's done - he's had his day!
Lineker, Albert and Tony Banks -
they relegate to the "useless" ranks.
But their biggest attack of all has to be
their verbal attack on the Toon Army
- who will not forgive, nor will they forget -
their loyalty faces the toughest test yet.
They love the club and all it is worth
but at its helm is the scum of the earth.
So you had no choice but to walk away
- for you are the "dogs" and you've had your day!!